Thursday, August 20, 2009
STOP PRESS MRS EEJIT GETS INJUNCTION
In a last minute shock development Mrs EEjit has taken out a court order against TFE's beard.(I seem to have taken to talking about myself in the third person, this is not a good sign.) A spokesperson for Mrs EEjit (MrsEEjit) says that she is prepared to take this case all the way to the european court of human rights (carlow dept) if necessary.She claims EEjit's beard is in breach of the Geneva convention's article 2 'The use of beards in non-military and domestic situations' and possibly breaks the conditions of EEjit's parole.In an emotional statement to the press Mrs EEjit (40) said at first she had been in favour of the beard as it covered up a good bit of her husbands face, but as time wore on and the beard grew more rebellious in it's night time activities, ( these included raiding the fridge and attempting to mount the next door neighbours prize Siamese cat) Mrs EEjit realised the whole thing was a huge mistake and that the beard was causing her undue emotional distress. Local Gards confirm the injunction and that EEjit's beard is under curfew and subject to a barring order preventing it from being within a 20 mile radius of Castle EEjit the couples ancestral home.Mr EEjit (29) who recently underwent key hole surgery to have a key removed, was unavailable for comment.