A) We all know what WC fields said about it
B)It tastes like an awful sort of mineralesquey sickly bland nothing,Very, very, well- er, watery.
C) It bloats you up to feck.After half a cup I was like full ,brim full ,right up to the neck from the toes.
D) Humans are about 70% water, so drinking the stuff is tantamount to cannibalism.Give it up I say.
E) Bottled water is always overfilled right up to the cap. All sanitised factory bottled products have like a safety gap at the neck of the bottle so that they don't blow the planet up if you drop them.Clearly most bottled waters are hand filled from a roadside petrol station sink in Carlow.
F) All tap water comes from toilets.Fact.