Really ,really something ,or other .
"A bing a bong a bing a bong
a bing a bong a bing
(speed up with jazz hands)
a bing a bong a bing a bong
(crescendo now)
bingiddy bong bingidyyyyy BOOOOng
(pause now for dramatic effect, gazing at the audience like Roy Keane spying Mick McCarthy in his local Waitrose)
do you!? "
Heroic Poet leaves stage like a mighty moral matador having stuck a thumb tack into a tethered mouse, greeted by rapturous applause and whoops and hollers from all his bestest friend in the audience.
A love poem Slam stylee
a bing a bong a bing
(speed up with jazz hands)
a bing a bong a bing a bong
(crescendo now)
bingiddy bong bingidyyyyy BOOOOng
(pause now for dramatic effect, gazing at the audience like Roy Keane spying Mick McCarthy in his local Waitrose)
do you!? "
Heroic Poet leaves stage like a mighty moral matador having stuck a thumb tack into a tethered mouse, greeted by rapturous applause and whoops and hollers from all his bestest friend in the audience.
A love poem Slam stylee
Argh-OOgah !
Argh-OOgah !
she's as swift as a cougar
she tastes just like nougat......
she tastes just like nougat......
on my l-i-p-sss
Pattooby !
Pattooby !
Pattooby !
I like her left booby
she sits in my scooby........
I like her left booby
she sits in my scooby........
and. I feel .Her h-i-p-sss
She sees right through me
and thinks I'm a loony
behind the chipper......
and thinks I'm a loony
behind the chipper......
she's taking a p-i-sss
I swear I would die
for the wink of her eye
And then my-oh-my
there's a cloud in the sky......
black thunder and h-i-sss
It. All. Comes.
Raining, raining, Down.Down
Like really down. Down.......
On. Me.
Like really down. Down.......
On. Me.
and I'm thinking,this is spiritual
this is residual.. shares
in the lock stocks and barrells of us...
dust is all we are, get back to
the car
the far away look
I read like a book
I know every nook
and cranny
of... her...face...
her face
her face
her face
her
40 comments:
I am laughing. Quite a lot.
Really liked this line;
"a bing a bong a bing a bong"
and I swear I could hear the second one.
Late, late yestr'een
I saw the new moon
With the old moon in her arms
And I fear, I fear
My master dear
That we shall come to harm
--from the Ballad of Sir Patrick Spens
You will be making a YouTube video, right? A performance poem demands a performance. So do your adoring fans.
Bravo! Bravissimo! You are indeed the Slam Poetry Maestro of the Land of Eejit, Sir TFE.
Bottom of the Sixth inning, 2-1 Yanks! : )
I really needed to read this today, my friend.
Thank you! xoxo
((giggles))I love the notion of her face having nooks and crannies. Fun one, Eej.
Brilliant. You are, indeed, the man. Really.
Get thee to youtube with these.
x
Yes TFE - you are a genius. Please do them sometime and put em up on youtube - complete with Jazz Hands.
TFE, am with Titus on this - could hear them all as plain as day...nothing like someone else's voice in head first thing Friday morning....augurs well for days ahead...
And the slight hint of innuendo worked a treat - no falling flat, all up and kicking...that poetry bus is no right-off... ; )
"I got rhythm, I got music
I got my man
Who could ask for anything more?"
Your poems have me singing - and lauging! Thanks for starting my morning thisaway.
hhhmmm.. I think we could have a conflict of copyright on the word; "bing" and also "bong".. :-)
But we can forgive you, anything that includes a jazz hands gesture.
I agree.. a youtube performance.. it's a must!
Thanks for the words and the brilliant staging notes! -Jayne
Hey, Eej, is the Bus comin' round this week? You're not giving us much time to buy a ticket! :P
Look at you with the fan club of women! It's like a George Clooney fan convention or something...
x
You're in light-hearted mood TFE and it's contagious - thanks! I'm always nervous of performance poems unless I know them in advance. It would be awful to not appreciate one in the appropriate way and get a fit of the giggles. Thank goodness yours permits a fit of the giggles.
Took me ages to come up with that,Titus.Many, many seconds.tankx
must look that up Sparkey I likesthe sound of it
Do you know Sandra ,i think I will.Now how do you do that?
why tangxzs ye jeanne
tancxsze ye also willow
you tube is where i'm a headin' Foxy
yes mrs n, Iam indeed a proper genius not like that bus crashin fuckwit einstein
janey macaroni liz don't listen to the voices in the head for fex sake.I dd that once and ended up in casualty.I'm never licking the ice off the fridge again
all poit of da soivice karen
Watercats ,I'd completely forgotten about yer bing bong song for a minute,how could I?I do apologos
Rachel, George Clooney? Meh! Take the C way and he's nothing but a Looney
giggles is good Heather, go for it!
Weren't we just talking about lunatics too?
x
Clapping and standing up like Jack Nicholson in the Witches of Eastwick shouting 'Braviste! Braviste!'...
Love it! Eejitland has serious Cowbell!
Yes Rachel they crop up a lot
Sorry Harnett -Hargrove ,I missed ye there ( old age poor eyesight)Tanxz ye and wilkommen to mon humble ablog
HEEEre's JOHNNY! Sorry wrong film, auntie B. Tangxz ye for the cowbells though, now all I need is some cows.
Like it! Sort of demented punk bonkers Edith Sitwell. (that's a compliment). :)
I picked up Facade in a charity shop LP box the other week - Edith Sitwell reading her poems to William Walton's classical efforts. I could imagine these read similarly, with a kind of orchestral accompaniment.
I thought "cranny" was going to rhyme with "granny", but then perhaps I was meant to...
you give my legs a headache
bong bing!
Sorry, TFE, I just saw your response to my comment. Only problem is, I'm not sure what to tell you. I have uploaded a couple of videos, but it was a long time ago. I'll see what information I can find for you. I really would love to see you perform these poems.
Oh, wait. I almost forgot what brought me here in the first place. Did we have an assignment for this week? If so, please remind me what it was. I would hate to miss the bus, but at this point, I have no idea what the fare is.
I really like the last one.
quite honest feeling.
I usually don't like when people deem things as 'honest' because you never can know what the original intent and mindset of the artist was....but that being said, it moved me and seemed like a lot of feelings were held therewithin.
thank you for sharing.
Dominic I've been called and likened to a lot of people and things in my life ,but I have to say that Edith Sitwell is a first!
Hey King of the Kamelistas, you give my headache legs!
No assignment this week Sandra , but the bus will be back in some shape or form in the future.And thanks for looking for help but I figured how to put stuff on 'Ya tube!' Took a whole day but sure faint heart etc :)
Tankxs J and if you look real close in da U tube clip you might see a cool picture!
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