The Poetry Bus would be nothing without you, yes YOU, the poets, so here at The Peoples Lost Republic Of EEjit, we have decided to let you decide who drives your bus.
Yes folks I've fished the limp remnant of Democracy out of the water, given it the kiss of life, smelling salts, a cup of strong tay and a Jaffa cake. So we will have a vote to see who will be driving the poetry bus this Monday.You can vote once only, for one person only(unless you give me €10, then you can vote as many times as you like, but remember to wear a disguise each time and change your voice a little ) To cast your vote simply leave the name of the person you wish to drive the bus in the comments section.Voting will end at 12 midnight on Saturday.All votes wll then be counted using the latest in hands free electronic vote rigging,er I mean counting, machines.The winner will be announced sometime on Sunday.
The new line up of candidates is as follows:
1) Margaret Thatcher (The conservative Party)
2)Elvis Presley (The All NIght Party)
£) Homer Simpson ( C.N.D)
4) Amy Winehouse (Third Party Fire and Theft)
5)Sylvia Plath (I Don't Want To Party)
6) Mona Lisa ( The Arty Party)
7) Damien Hurst (The Arty Farty Party)
8) Brian Cowen ( The Party Is Over)
9) Paris Hilton (Tarty Party)
10) Albert Einstein (Smarty Party)
DEMOCRACY, you know it makes sense - ask a Unicorn.
See previous post below for details of this weeks Poetry Bus challenge.