MISSING :MAN AND SUPERMAN reward offered (see below)
Firstly....OOshk!The Poetry Bus Mag is lookin livelier than a box of ferrets on benzadrine crystal meths and buckfast.Susan Sanford (ArtSparker) finished off the cover with the newly supplied list of names in two shakes of her magic art wand.
Thirdly, On the other paw and in a mystical mist of unknownness and intrigue WANTED 'Man and Superman' art installation.(see attached photo, somewhere) Missing in action. Man and Superman the award winning (pending) arty thing fashioned by overweight creative svengali figure TFE Phd (pissed hairless dirty) has disappeared whilst on it's round the world blockbuster tour. Any sightings or information leading to the safe return of this priceless piece of shite, will be rewarded in a telepathic fashion.
Secondly...The good news is, this piece of art was insured for a cool 1 million euro! The bad news is we didn't pay the premium.
6) Competition time!
'Strands of silk' is an excellent book of poetry by The Shed Poets http://shedpoetssociety.blogspot.com A group of six women , Bernie Kenny,Maureen Perkins,Rosy Wilson, Carol Boland, Marguerite Colgan,Judy Russell who meet up every week in a terraced gardn overlooking Killiney Bay.(Lucky feckers!)
Not only does this book have good and I mean really good poems in it, it has one of the best covers ever put onto a book, by moi. All for€7.It's beautifully made too. You really should all go
and buy one ,but if like me you are without money then why not enter The TFE Shed poetry competition!?
Alls you have to do is either
A) send me €50.
F) Leave a comment saying you'd like to be entered into the draw
Finally in order to raise funds I must sell off the Castle D'EEjit's fine art collection. All paintings are poster paint and acylics on canvas board and measure 12" by 16" except one that is 16" by 18". The paintings are open to offers (plus P+P.)
And penultimately, don't forget to BREATHE! Relax, close your eyes, let your horizons expand.And if you're going to do something with yourself, do it today, life is like my legs. Short.
See pics for sale below.Goon ye know yawant one!