Friday, September 3, 2010

BUS poetry BUS poetry BUS poetry


Pure fiction is driving this week HERE

Many thanks to Karen for driving last week, I think we got the most poems ever! So many thanks to Karen and to everyone for having a go, why not get on board again this week? Your seat is waiting ,PF has the bus spick and span and she has set a very interesting task that should produce some fine poems methinks.

Pure Fiction is an ex oil rig firefighter , country and western singer , bonsai tree specialist, and reformed jewel thief. Currently she runs a high class boutique specialising in corsetry and donkey saddles. A fine athlete she holds the Irish record for the 5 metre dash and was pilot for the two woman and a wardrobe Olympic bobsleigh team.

Get ye away to her fine blogland now, marvel at her miniature pumpkin, and get writing the finest poetry ye have ever written!! A bus is waiting! It's all the fun of the fair for free and without leaving your armchair!Rejoice and be glad that we have 2 legs and all our fingers!

10 comments:

ArtSparker said...

Weird, thought that was a photograph of computer circuitry for a good twenty seconds.

The Weaver of Grass said...

I always wondered what 'blarney' meant - after reading your post today I think I might know! See you at the bus stop. Bring your hip flask - we might have a long wait!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Weird is good Sparklo, I likes weird!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Blarney Rubble was the Irish one in The Flintstones Weaver.

Heather said...

That fairground ride looks excruciating. After all those 'porkies' you should have a nose as long as Pinnochio!

Pure Fiction said...

Thanks for the bio, TFE.
Just a small correction - it was the ten metre dash, not the five. And for anyone interested, I also stock a nice range of bonsai pony saddles.
See you on the bus!

Titus said...

I'm laughing so much about Blarney Rubble that I'm scared I won't be able to join in.
But then, I am tired.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Get some rest Titus and lay off the absinthe!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Yes, Heather,that fairground ride was MAD!And I think when I lie my belly gets bigger, it's the only explanation.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Sorry for the slight error in your bio PF, I get all the info from Guiney's book of bollix and there is the occasional inacuracy.

Great bus task BTW, thanks!