What if someone at the toothpaste factory has a bad day and decides to put glue in the toothpaste?
If nobody is perfect and everybody is somebody,why then instead of just somebody, isn't nobody running the country?
Tomorrow's another day. But is it? Who's to say it isn't yesterday? We're usually asleep for the transition so how the fuck do we know?I'd keep an eye on that if I were you.
Actually I've been up all night a few times to see if I could catch them out,but I think they were wise to me. Say nothing.I've had my suspicions ever since Morrissey sang 'Every day is like Sunday' He might have inadvertantly struck upon gold here.What if every day actually is Sunday but they just open a few more shops during the week to make us think it's another day?
Food for thought comrades, I think you'll agree.No, you WILL agree or there will be trouble ok?
How you doin with the Ted Hughes task? I think I've overstretched meself a bit here.The best I can manage-and I'm not proud of it- is..
Actually that is so tasteless I've deleted it.You can't have humour at any cost.
But on the bright side you should see, no, read, no, hear what The Watercats have come up with.I know it's not Monday yet but feck it get ye over to theirs- it's really good!
Ps I'll run the Ted Hughes ditty past the barometer of offensiveness(Mrs EEjit) tomorrow and if she approves I'll post it.Here's the first line and a bit......
Don't abuse Ted Hughes