Sunday, September 13, 2009
Every day is like sunday
Especially when it is.Do not forget under pain of death doom destruction and a Killkenny five in a row, to post your wordy contributions to the internationally renowned and critically acclaimed 'Poetry Monday' a peoples republic of EEjit art in the community project generously funded by Cook's swear box.(Janey Mac, you should hear her give out when she burns her buns!)I'd like to thank NanU (yes Nan U, not Man U, though they did very well on Sat, go-on the reds!) for a creative bloggo award
To qualify I have to list seven interesting things about myself, but because I am SO interesting I'm going to name 10.
1)I have webbed feet.And gills.
2) The most famous people we (mrs EEj et moi) have met are Paul Durcan,Pat Kenny,Paddy Moloney,Vivienne Westwood, Anna Friel, Vinnie Jones and Jack Charlton.(Not on the same day)
£)I once appeared as an extra in an episode of Eastenders.
*) I have spent almost half my life in prisons.
%) I hold the world landspeed record for office chair piloting whilst farting and yodelling.
(239MPH on june 3rd 1978 at Bonneville salt flats in the US of A using a detuned Rolls Royce phantom engine and an Argos £99 office chair with high speed nylon castors.Yodelling and farting verified by special remote mounted sound/smell sensors)
6)I was exactly the same person in a previous life.
") I have one wooden leg but two real feet.
@)I streaked on a beach in Corfu
+)The family heirloom is a signed calling card from Countess Markiewicz
10) I am in real life teetotal
I now have to pass this award onto 7 more people, so I pass it on to YOU,yes, you reading this and six others.
Two of the 10 above are true,can you name them ?