Saturday, April 4, 2009

TOTALFECKINEEJIT, HE SAYS.....

Having spent 6 months of last year in a cave high up in the Tibetan mountains with nothing but cans of Special Brew ,Jars of peanut butter and the sound of silence for company,I came to a few conclusions that may be wrong o,r maybe right ,but they are all part of the process of being.I will share some of the thoughts that flew into the cave on the summer winds.

Always listen to advice, but don't always take it.The roads to enlightment are as many and as varied as the flowers on this earth. What is right for one person may not be right for another.You must find your own path and ultimately this must be done alone, from within. If we drop the key to our house and it falls in the dark, that is where we must look, it is easier to search in the light but that would be fruitless as the key will not be found.

18 comments:

Jeanne Iris said...

TFE, guru of the lost keys, luminary for the shadowed soul, I bow in humble gratitude for your sharing of this wisdom.

P.S. What are 'ovoches'? (from the word verification)

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thank you Jeanne.Luminary , Mmm -like da sound o dat, you are most kind, might add it to my profile :)

Ps. Ovoches are ancient Peruvian purses designed for the carrying of duck eggs.Worn around the body they mimic the heat of the mother Eider duck and furnish excellent incubation for orphaned Eider eggs.

Jeanne Iris said...

Eider ducks, eh? Hmmm....will have to get me one of those ovoches then, might coordinate well with my faux Chanel.

Poetikat said...

I don't know what Special Brew is, but thank heavens for the spread that derives from the precious nut.! PB melds with mind-matter, don't you know, and makes the wisdom stick to the brain-cells. This must be why you are blessed with the sagacity of the ages. Henceforth you shall be known as the Peanut Buddah!

Kat

Totalfeckineejit said...

Peanut Buddha? Hah! I love it ,this month's witty one-liner prize (A cheque for an undiscloed amount is winging it's way to ye now) goes to Poetikat.First Luminary , now Peanut Buddha, bloggin' is cool.
Think I might add Peanut Buddha to me profile too, that's gas ,man!

Heather said...

This is quite profound for an eejit. I dropped in to say thankyou for visiting my blog Totalfeckin and leaving your kind comment. You are quite right about Mrs. EEjit - she is gorgeous, and I hope she had a great birthday.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Kind words Heather,thanks for them and for droping by me auld bloggo.I love your photos with the embellishments- might have ago meself.Oh, and Mrs EEjit had a grand day and got a bamboo lamp that she is delighto with!

Poetikat said...

Yes, and it would have been even more brilliant had I not been spelling it like on of Tony Soprano's henchmen! (This hit me about 3:00 a.m.)

Glad you liked your new moniker, though.

Kat

Totalfeckineejit said...

Spellin Schmellin,Potato ,patahto, tomAyto, tomahto, let's not call da whole ting awff.The day I spells all tings right is da day hell freezes over! as da Boirds said/sang (Jim morrison) 'Can you tell a wise man by the way he speaks or spells. Is this more important than the story that he tells'?

Totalfeckineejit said...

OOOPs see what I mean,can't even get references right , let alone anyting else.JimmMorrison my arse.It's the Yardbirds, Doh! And the version I have is by Sham 69 coz my head is stuck on a bar stool somewhere in 1979 when I shudda bean at skool.

Poetikat said...

I've been tryin' to figure out exactly how OLD you ARE Eejit. I'll be 48 in a few months. I figgers you're somewhere around there (or higher?)

Kat

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hey Poetikat, thanks fer asking ,I celebrated my 108th birthday in January.Funny thing is though I have all the energy and enthusiasm of a ninety year old !

Jeanne Iris said...

Hey TFE,

I'm only leaving this message because I just looked over to see the word verification and it says, "Oduckl." Is this O'duckl any kin of yours?

Don't know why, but for some reason, these nonsense words have fascinated me all of a sudden. Think these 'words' might be a secret language of some sort?

WOMEN RULE WRITER said...

One more piece of wisdom for you, TFE: 'Just be positive in everything that you say and do.' Sri Chinmoy
If only I could follow this...

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hi Jeanne, I've come to the conclusion that they are definitely coded messages from outer space.We should all be alert to the great beyond and Navan.

Totalfeckineejit said...

thanx fer that WRW, you know it's the funniest thing but when I was in my cave Sri came to visit me , he was delivering some of those 'Better ware' catalogues.Found out afterwards that he had died in 2007 , so maybe I dreamt it.
As that other great mystic Leonard Nimoy says, 'Live long and prosper'
And yes indeed onwards and upwards, to infinity and beyond!!!

John Hayes said...

Lovely advice-- & you don't look a day over 107.

Poetikat said...

So you're actually Rip Van Winkle? Or is it Methuselah? (Or maybe just one of the wee folk?)

Kat