Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Goodly news ,goodly news.

My favourite magazine in the whole wide world 'The SHOp' http://www.theshop-poetry-magazine.ie/ has accepted one of me poems. I'm totally delighto.
YAAAABBBAAADDDAAABBBAAADDDOOOO!!!!!!!!

It is a poem that will change your life and possibly the way that you walk , it has answers to questions that haven't even been asked yet, it will make you smile on the outside while weeping bitterly like a Liverpool fan on the inside, it will bring down walls and re-point chimneys, it will tell you everything while giving nothing away, it will cure warts, the common cold, PMT and premature male baldness, it has already been turned into a religion by tribes living along the banks of the Limpopo river and in south-east Carlow ,it has been used as a totally carbon neutral replacement for all fossil fuels and will soon be available at petrol stations across the developed world at a cost of just 12 cent per litre , yet will yield up to 200mpg in the average family saloon.(unless it's a Ford, Fords are shite especially Mondeos, I hate them and what a stupid name FFS)In short it has been hailed as a panacea for all the ills and woes of modern man and a woman. I'm sure some of you out there are asking yourselves 'But poetry changes nothing, can a single poem, even one by the legendary genius that is EEjit, can it really do all this?' Well let me tell you brothers, sisters,YES IT CAN! *

*Source- Guineys book of Bollix.Terms and condiments apply, apart from the fact that EEjit really is getting his blather published, TFE plc totally reserve the right to deny any of the rest of this information at a future juncture, investments may go up, or down , as well as around The Red Cow Roundabout, your home may not be safe if it has woodworm. TFE plc is a subsidiary of MUIAGSICDWIL (my uncle is a guard so i can do wot i like)

20 comments:

John Hayes said...

Congrats, TFE-- that's just great!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Wow! That was quick John and thanks a million I couldn't be more pleased/relieved.Can't wait to see it.

susanmuses said...

way to go!

BarbaraS said...

Faberoonie, TFE - you rock!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thank you Susan :)

Totalfeckineejit said...

And sometimes I roll , but mainly I wobble - Thanks B :)

Pure fiction said...

Congrats - I love the shop. By the way, I drive a Ford Mondeo :)

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thanks PF, da shop is tops and when i said 'Mondeo' I really meant Ferrari Testarossa,just a slip of the keyboard-you dont drive a Rossa too,do you?

Poetikat said...

Man - you're still repointing that chimney?

A hearty congratulations to you! Now tell me how to get me own arse in gear and do the same, would ya?

Kat

Totalfeckineejit said...

Yes Kat,36 chimneys here at the castle and adjoining cottages,it's all go-go-gadget.As for sending out poetry it is feckin hard to force yerself,so just sit down and threaten to physically beat yerself up if you don't.It helps if you wave a baseball bat at the same time.Just DO IT Kat!

Heather said...

Congratulations Total - I thought you would do it. I hope it doesn't mean you will be charging to visit your blog in future!!

Niamh B said...

Well done you

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hey thanks Heather and no I won't be charging anyone ever coz it would remind me of the time when Jimmy the Butler thought it would be a good idea to open the castle to visitors and have special attractions , like lions.I'll blog about it soon :)

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thanks a million Niamh B, mucho appreciated :)Hope ye still have dem tunes wirkin.

P Nolan said...

Totally feckin Excellent! Well done that man! Double Rations all round! Look forward to reading it, you achiever you.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thanks a mill PJ and indeed ,double rashers all round. I'm delighted and not a little relieved!

Jeanne Iris said...

Congratulations, TFE! Couldn't have happened to a better man.

All right...get off your duff now and start the next one! ;-)

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thank you, Jeanne and there is indeedio no better man than I. And is already off me (carol ann) Duff(y)spewin more poeetry across the great divide into and from sumthin or other and then and also but maybe not-or is it?

Dominic said...

Congratulations! (Got me thinking I'll have to get round to sending off a few myself).

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thanks Dominic.And yes get them sent of and start the nail chewin, it's great fun!