Wednesday, April 1, 2009


Yes, you, Mrs Beautiful EEjit, 40 years old today ,the measure of my dreams and still as gorgeous as the day we got married.
Hey turn on da speakers they're playing our song (sorry ,it'll have to be Damo, the Pogues seems to be barred from me playlist)
Let's go to Costa ,the sticky buns are on me! (no jokes please) When I say 'today' I mean tomorrow (Thurs 2nd April), but by the time you read this it will be tomorrow,which will of course then be today, not this actual day -today ,because tomorrow ,today will be yesterday.

With lots of love from Mr Totalfeckineejit. There that shook ye , Mrs O' :)
Be the way ye don't look a day over 39.


Poetikat said...

'Tis a lucky man you are, TFE! She's a corker, isn't she?

My dad's 82nd birthday would have been tomorrow! It's a grand day all round. Sadly, he left us last November, but I'm sure he's somewhere in the cosmos raisin' a glass of Bushmills and doing a jig!

Happy Birthday and many happy returns to the missus!


Jeanne Iris said...

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Mrs. OOO-ooo! Happy Birthday to youuuu! And many more! :-)

Anonymous said...

She is absolutely gorgeous! Happy birthday, Mrs. E!

How long have you guys been married?


She is beautiful. No wonder you have delusions of grandeur, Total!

And does she really read your blog?! I have to plead, sulk and beg to get Mr Vegan to read mine. I could be saying ANYTHING about him and he'd never know!

Uiscebot said...

ah good man tfe - loving the loving vibe round these totalfeckin parts

Totalfeckineejit said...

A message from Mrs EEjit.

Thank you all so much for the lovely birthday wishes and very kind comments.
Mr EEjit surprised me with this and it was a great start to my birthday celebrations.

Poetikat sorry about your Dad but it's nice that you think of him the way you do.

Jeanne lovely singing.

Susan ,it's let me see, fourteen years now.

WRW, I always keep an eye on his blog to see what he's up to!

Uiscebot, love rules.

All the best everybody,

Aunt Bernard said...

Very beautiful lady, happy birthday!

Totalfeckineejit said...

If only she had a beard. Ah well!

The Lesser Weevil said...

Dear Mr Eejit,

I am glad you recognise how truly lucky you are - your wife is beautiful! Happy Birthday to her, albeit months late!

Of course, we are all stunningly attractive in my family, as you can see from my sister's profile - Mad Aunt Bernard (does she look a cutie?!) - but don't tell her I told you that that's a wig she's wearing - she's actually bald.

I've only just found your blog after my Mum (Heather - raggedoldblogger) told me about it. I'm glad I looked in.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hey,welcome to my humble ablog.Are you the lessesr of two weevils I wonder? Your mam is great and your sister Aunt B is funny.Must check out your blog.As fer Mrs EEjit she will be even more lovely when the rest of her teeth fall out and she grows some warts.