Yes, you, Mrs Beautiful EEjit, 40 years old today ,the measure of my dreams and still as gorgeous as the day we got married.
Hey turn on da speakers they're playing our song (sorry ,it'll have to be Damo, the Pogues seems to be barred from me playlist)
Let's go to Costa ,the sticky buns are on me! (no jokes please) When I say 'today' I mean tomorrow (Thurs 2nd April), but by the time you read this it will be tomorrow,which will of course then be today, not this actual day -today ,because tomorrow ,today will be yesterday.
With lots of love from Mr Totalfeckineejit. There that shook ye , Mrs O' :)
Be the way ye don't look a day over 39.