Sunday, January 31, 2010

The draw of the century

Will take place tomorrow (weather permitting) in the absence of any bribes/brown envelopes being offered (ye all feckin disappoint me sometimes) a legitimate draw will be made in the presence of an official representative from The Board Of Big Hats And Little Pieces Of Paper With Names On (South East sub division). This will ensure fair play. (My arse!) All names will be put into the hat and TWO will be picked out, the lucky winners will each receive a signed copy of Nuala Ní Chonchuír's ( ) fantastic book Portrait of the Artist with a Red Car.

To further ensure fair play this event will be filmed live and then posted on my blog. Don't miss it.Forget Kennedy being shot, Elvis dying, Tipp winning the 2001 All Ireland Final, one day people will ask you where you were when you saw 'The Big Draw'


The Weaver of Grass said...

You should have staged the draw here - it is a glorious sunny day. If it is raining where you are - or worse, snowing - DO NOT send it over here.

Titus said...

Fingers and toes crossed (bet you didn't know I could do that, did you?)

Heather said...

You sound very perky TFE - no hangover then, after the big hooley. Glad you are conducting the draw with such strict and professional security.