Monday, February 2, 2009

MISSION IMPROBABLE (ACCOMPLISHED)


Despite the pitch dark, piercing cold ,intimidating distant lightning out at sea and the fact that the beach was completely covered in snow DaEEjit with his brave general beside him .achieved their goal against all odds and found a shoe on da beach as promised.People of the people's republic rejoice and be glad, your leader has once more proven himself capable of tasks that mere mortals would balk at and nervous dogs would bark at.

2 comments:

Liz said...

Bravo! TFE, great pic of the lonesome shoe...could be a starting point for some 'rhyme and reason'...
Not so much now, but in the past I've bought new shoes, put them on immediately and stuffed old shoes in the nearest bin...I remember watching a documentary once on how a flip-flop chucked in the bin in a Spanish village makes it to the coast and across the sea to Africa,it lands on the beach, is found, picked up and re-made into a kid's mobile and sold in the local market...fascinating stuff.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hey tanx Liz.funny ye should say that about the documentary coz I saw one about a kids mobile that was thrown in the bin in Africa and ended up being made into a flip flop in Spain!!?? ;) Be da way I hate new shoes they're so uncomfortable so I always get one of the servants at EEjit Castle to wear them for a week(indoors only)and break them in a bit.