THE LOVE BUS !!

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

(Thou art dull ,wet, disappointing and prone to greenfly.)

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

(Two minutes my love, I'm in the bathroom with the hemorrhoid cream.)

Tis better to have loved and lost (your cherry) than to never have loved at all.

Without love ,the rich and the poor live in the same house

(But the poor will do all the work)

If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you it's ...(probably shite. or a frisbee)

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one

(Must be Jedward)

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left (with Arthur Miller.)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

(Absinthe makes the heartbeat flounder)

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever (and save on the electricity bill.)

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

(you're also probably on drugs)

She walks in beauty, Like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright. Meet in her aspect and her eyes.

(I've seen her aspect and it's lovely)

Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again.

(I'm in love with the maze at Hampton Court)

Gravity is not to blame for two people falling in love.

(nor , probably, for the apple that fell on yer head, y'EEjit!)

When Death to either shall come -- I pray it be first to me!

(I'm sick of the sight of ye!)

It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.

(Feck it , we'll have chips tonight)

O my Luve's like a red, red rose

That’s newly sprung in June:

but they're selling bunches In Tesco's now

and they cost a pretty tune (€39)

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,

So deep in luve am I:

but when I see what Tesco charge

I fair begins tae cry

I'm looking fer a cheap Scottish Rose

not some supermarket Sassenach

this global thorn gives me a pain in me hole

or as I should say, my crack.

To me the Tesco Rose does seem

so expensive , pale and foreign

I think I will jus stay at home

and fiddle with me sporran.

To all you Lovers out there I wish you a very happy Valentines day, Frangipani and Ralgex, red roses and creme de menthe, maltesers and merlot, bleep and booster,slap and tickle, cheese and pickle,beer and sandwiches, love and laughter, hand in glove, smitten with mitten, all in all, rhyme and reasons to be cheerful part three.

The POETRY BUS is RED for PASSION, for LOVE, for HEARTS DESIRE, for €3 cheap day saver return, no unrequited journeys, this Bus is home, is safety, is sanctuary, is peace and love ,is far out man, a diesel-free poetry-powered freedom mobile . All aboard, get on board, all aboard with the double deckers, tell your friends you've been writing for a double decker poet bus! Pip ipoi and alls that, to infinito and beyondicus!

Firstaboard...

Rachel (Hounds of love) Fox

http://crowd-pleasers.blogspot.com/2010/02/hearts-out.html

Crazee for lyin crazee for tryin crazzee for lovin you!

http://crazyfieldmouse.wordpress.com/2010/02/13/how-do-i-love-thee/

Jeanne, Love is a revolution, Lakatos

http://revolutionaryrevelry.blogspot.com/

Amorous Argent

http://argent-delusionsofadequacy.blogspot.com/2010/02/lurve-bus-special-scientific-valentine.html


Wooing Watercats

http://thewatercats.blogspot.com/2010/02/valentines-day-eejits-poem.html

Loving Liz
http://agcaint.blogspot.com/2010/02/love-poem-go-go.html

Hugging Heather
http://raggedoldblogger.blogspot.com/2010/02/sort-of-poem-for-st-valentines-day.html

Necking Niamh
http://variouscushions.blogspot.com/2010/02/love-poem-for-bus.html

Bonking Barbara Smith
http://intendednot2b.blogspot.com/2010/02/get-your-love-groove-on.html

Erogenous Emerging Writer
http://emergingwriter.blogspot.com/2010/02/poem-for-love-bus.html

Petting Poetikat
http://hyggedigter.blogspot.com/2010/02/poetry-bus-this-is-not-love-poem.html

Dating Dominic Rivron
http://dominicrivron.blogspot.com/2010/02/moebius-love-poem.html




Wolf whistle Willow
http://willowmanor.blogspot.com/2010/02/taxidermy.html

Rrrrrrrrrrrallentanda
http://rallentanda.blogspot.com/2010/02/poem-for-valantines-day.html

WheehHaayy Weaver
http://weaverofgrass.blogspot.com/2010/02/poetry-bus-will-be-full-today.html

Love me tender Titus
http://titusthedog.blogspot.com/2010/02/tfe-is-driving-poetry-bus-of-love.html

Passionate Pure Fiction
http://fictionalfictionwriter.blogspot.com/2010/02/love-and-lust-and-holy-relics.html

Automatic Lover Uiscebot
http://theblogsthejob.blogspot.com/2010/02/muse-my-monday-poem.html

Panting P Nolan
http://pjnolan.blogspot.com/2010/02/back-on-bus-monday-poem.html

Molten Moira
http://moiradut.blogspot.com/2010/02/astral-lover.html

Smoochin Swiss
http://travelsinthefloatingelvis.blogspot.com/2010/02/valentines-poems.html

Kissin Karen
http://keepingsecrets-karen.blogspot.com/2010/02/eleanor-rigbys-valentine.html