Friday, May 29, 2009

Thought for the day No2

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
Unless of course you die today, in which case you're fucked.

This and many other pearls of wisdom will be available in ' The Guineys Book of Bollix' as soon as the recession is over and a multi million euro publishing deal is done.


Kat Mortensen said...

This is destined to be a classic, TFE. You could be up for the Nobel for Literature for this one. (Or perhaps the Noballs for Literature - I'm not sure.) Or maybe the Pee -ewlitzer). Either way, I'll buy it! I still haven't got my Eejit poster, btw.


Kat Mortensen said...

No comment, just want to mention the verification is "taters".

This spuds fer you!


Raph G. Neckmann said...

Thanks for sending me to Lenorenevermore's giraffe post! I felt very at home there.

I hope your multi million euro publishing deal is done - never mind the recession!

The Lesser Weevil said...

Knowing my luck - I'd win the lottery! But, just to piss them off - I won't buy a ticket. Ha!

Dominic Rivron said...


You remind me that I heard somewhere that if you want to win a National Lottery draw you statistically stand more chance of winning the nearer to the draw you buy your ticket, the reason being that if you buy your ticket days in advance you are more likely to die before the draw than win it.

Unknown said...

Tomorrow is yesterday's today... live in the moment and all that jazz ;)

This is a classic: weessess

Dr. Jeanne Iris said...

I thought today was the first day. You mean I have to wait 'til tomorrow? Darn! Having to wait one more day fills me with 'raidgmog'...what shall I do?

Anonymous said...

Deep, TFE, deep. :)

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thanks Kat, when it comes to idiocy I am numero uno.Noballs Peelitzer,i'll take them all.I is an awards have to make poetry pay(in a non financial way) while the moonshine shines.Tateres tayters tatties tayto-way to go!

No bother rAlph, thought you might like all the girafferism and welcome to my, as ever , humble ablog.

Hey, Lesser, apparently the odds of winning without a ticket are virtually the same as with one ,so.....?

Brilliant Dominic, that is such a cruel statistic, so real, so bald ,so what modern life is all about.This should perhaps be the epitaph to either capitalism,(or conversely the working man's dream) should they ever bite the bitter dust.

Hey B,all that jazz, great, mellow, nice,one moment will be our last that's for sure.And Weessess? Could this be the break Jonathan Ross (Woss) used to have between lessons?

Oh, yes, Susan I am deep! Deep as the ocean, as the darkness of outer space, as deep as the long lost blue of life's occluded skies.

Dr. Jeanne Iris said...

TFE, I feel 'hisersubbed', but that's ok. I'll forgive you since you bring such enlightenment to the world.

Heather said...

Can I order an advance copy please? Signed of course.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Sorry for the Hisersubbing Jeanne,no offence meant :)

Yes please Heather,just send cheque /postal order/bankers draft or lovely cash for the amazing pre-order introductory super saver special price of €499.99.Yes,Incredible bargain ,but true,hurry buy now while €499.99 is still worth anything.