Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Poem for the Emerging BUs




Phil Daoust was right.


Minchin pretentious rhyme bitchin

With eyeshadow blue

I'd love to read that review

black eyeliner Barbie Doll Hairdo

dogmatic diatribe is such doggy doo

Look at his feet without a shoe.

A boorish bore

a polluted beach

should never preach

you're not a Sandy Shaw

Tim, Tim,Tim, it's such a sin, sin, sin,

you Think you know where it's at?

You, you, you, you,

Twat.

14 comments:

Niamh B said...

Ah Poor Tim, I love Tim.

Have you seen "if I didn't have you"? pure genius

You meany pants poet!!!

Jeanne Iris said...

For the lover of mince meat pies, there's no mincing words here. A good 'n, TFE!

Rachel Fox said...

Well, yes. I really have tried to like his stuff (TM) but, for me, he often seems to take the easy line. Good performer though.
x

Padhraig Nolan said...

I think you nailed it :-> The review is here; http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/aug/16/comedy

Dave King said...

Lovely. Lovable. stupenditious!

120 Socks said...

Couldn't have said it better myself!

The Weaver of Grass said...

Hmmm!

Ann T. said...

Dear Peadar,
Oh come on now, sir--don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel!!

Poetry is always the best way to do a curse!

Ann T.

Emerging Writer said...

You're holding back again TFE. Let it all out

Karen said...

Yeah, but...do ya like him? :-)

Titus said...

There I was all worn out and washed out and then... laughter, the best medicine (as The Reader's Digest always says). Fantastico! Brilliant last three lines.

Argent said...

The review of Minchin by Daoust is here
http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/aug/16/comedy

Argent said...

Ah, just saw someone else sent the link. I quite like some of Minchin's stuff and some of his tunes are really catchy. I like the raw anger of your pome - heh! Wish I could do that.

The Bug said...

When I grow up I want to have the courage to say what I really feel too!