Peter, Peter Dominic, Pete, I hated it. Then Peanuts, then Pod, Then Catsand, Masty, Donga. Then Action Man, Inaction Man, Pickling, Jingler, Jangler, Jingle –me –jangle, and worse,much worse. Hated them all. Then Uncle John saved me, Blessed me Peadar, And I was home.
Oh,and in case any wun waz wundrin.Peadar is pronounced Padder or sometimes Pathur.