Ok, the ferry is not until tomorrow, but I take a long time to rush.And I'm bringing 2 bags with me this time as 1 bag was not enough last time.Do you see how I evolve? Darwin would be proud of me.
Now instead of emptying one whole bag of stuff out onto the floor to find me sandwiches, I will put them in a SEPERATE BAG!! Genius!!
In fact I will take this new travel theory to it's zenith and bring 36 bags.Each with it's own individual item in. Brilliant! And you can fuck off Ryanair beacause this is a BOAT and you can bring a hundred bags or a cow onto it at no extra charge.(Not sure about the cow actually, I think they class that as an extra passenger and charge accordingly, unless you put it in your sandwich and then it would be free)
So I'm going to bed early now and I'll be away at cockshout tomorrow (10.30 am)but I'll be back home next Sunday and will read all the bus poems then.People of the world I love you all and I'll bring back presents for everybody.Why? Because you're worth it, that's why.And because they won't charge me any extra for the 600 Billion bags.
Toodle pip pip!