Monday, May 31, 2010

RUSHING TO CATCH THE FERRY !!!

Ok, the ferry is not until tomorrow, but I take a long time to rush.And I'm bringing 2 bags with me this time as 1 bag was not enough last time.Do you see how I evolve? Darwin would be proud of me.

Now instead of emptying one whole bag of stuff out onto the floor to find me sandwiches, I will put them in a SEPERATE BAG!! Genius!!

In fact I will take this new travel theory to it's zenith and bring 36 bags.Each with it's own individual item in. Brilliant! And you can fuck off Ryanair beacause this is a BOAT and you can bring a hundred bags or a cow onto it at no extra charge.(Not sure about the cow actually, I think they class that as an extra passenger and charge accordingly, unless you put it in your sandwich and then it would be free)

So I'm going to bed early now and I'll be away at cockshout tomorrow (10.30 am)but I'll be back home next Sunday and will read all the bus poems then.People of the world I love you all and I'll bring back presents for everybody.Why? Because you're worth it, that's why.And because they won't charge me any extra for the 600 Billion bags.

Toodle pip pip!

xxx TFE.

15 comments:

Jeanne Iris said...

One bag and a bar of soap, that's my goal.
Bon voyage, mon ami!!!

Titus said...

But where are you going? I don't know what to ask for?
If it's Amsterdam, diamonds please, anyway. Only small bag required.

Niamh B said...

Bon Voyage brave traveller!!!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Me[Mrs.EEjit], Paddy[son of EEjit] and Mollie[faithful hound of EEjit] will miss ye.

Rachel Fox said...

Definitely take a cow.
x

The Weaver of Grass said...

If it is England then why aren't you popping in for a whisky?
Have just put up next week's poetry bus challenge.

Heather said...

Have a great trip and don't miss the ferry - hope you all enjoy yourselves. If I try to travel light I always leave something I need at home. 36 bags sounds about right to me!

John Hayes said...

Have a grand trip!

chiccoreal said...

Way to go..have a great time!

English Rider said...

Seven suitcases I took along on my voyage to Hamburg. Happily there were firefighters from Yorkshire on the same boat and they walked my bags down the gang plank for me. The purser did grump, "If you are moving house, get a moving van" but he was lacking influence and power.

Enchanted Oak said...

You're off by the time I read this, but I'd like to point out that you can't put a cow in a sandwich. It won't stay put.
Also, here's the Weaver of Grass's Poetry Bus prompt for Monday:
Poetry Bus driven by the Mad Weaver of Grass

NanU said...

Lamarck would indeed be proud of you. I can just see your cow, with slices of whole wheat strapped to its sides like bumpers, a bit of lettuce sticking out.

Dominic Rivron said...

Have a good time!

Beats flying. Flying freaks me a bit.I always think that so long as I stick the planet's surface I stand a sporting chance...

the watercats said...

have an good one... even though you're home today!?.. I'm late catching up with everyone!...

Poetikat said...

Sorry I missed your departure - sounds like it was something else again! You can win me over every time with a bar of chocolate. That's all. A big one, mind you.

Have a great time!

Kat