Sunday, March 22, 2009


In the next week or so I will be buying a copy of the double issue Iota poetry mag and they are giving away a free copy for every purchase.Here at the poeples benevolent republic of EEjit we believe in sharing and being kind to people especially old ladies.With this in mind as King of the republic (iknow that's a contradiction, but I'm boss and I can be what I like, right?)Iam holding a competition to win the free copy of this magazine.Alls ya haff to do is identify the 3 peopes pictured above or below or wherever the feck they end up.In the event of a tie or no-one correctly identifying all 3, all names of those who had a go(if any) will be put into plastic bottles and floated down the river,the first botle past the bridge will be ajudged winner.Should two or more bottles cross the finish line at the same time, the joint winners will be invited to a sword fight on the castle battlements,first contender to sever an opponents limb will win the prize.( NB, Killing an opponent will result inautomatic disqualification and the prize being awarded to the next-of-kin of the deceased.) All travel arrangements and medical bills must made ,and be paid for, at the contestants own expenseFree accommodation ,however,will be provided in the castle dungeons.Good luck to you all,may the best man /woman/hybrid win.Terms and conditions apply and offers may be changed addended or rescinded at my whim but in all likelyhood won't be.
Ps the third person above is perhaps a little harder to identify so a musical clue may be provided at my discretion. All hail king EEjit!


Dominic Rivron said...

I tried to cheat and look at the file names! In only helped in one case. I even tried googling DSC_006-5, only to realise everyone with the same camera (probably) produces file names like these! Doh!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Good work Dominic, thanks for entering.Your in pole position at the moment amigo! More clues perhaps? Yes,let me see. I'll say B.B.C.