Sunday, February 1, 2009

ONE OF LIFE'S MANY MYSTERIES (If they're red , blame da angels !)

Listen, at least half of ye readin this postio is wearin only one shoe.And how do I nose dis? Because of all da feckin shoes on da beach, thats how.Never a pair mind you, only single shoes and generally the left one.Now I can do without socks, I can manage without a Jumper , a coat, a hat, a scarf, a tie,a jacket. Hells bells i coul;d go out in nuttin but me neddy's come rain or come shine,so long as i had a pair o shoes on me feet. So riddle me dis, how in the name of all things soley do people walk, limp , lumber, stumble home in one shoe? Specially when said shoe is a 6inch wedge , they'll be pogoing up and down the road like a jack hammer, do they not notice? I had huindreds of pics of single runners , shoes , stillettos (Barbara!) left on beaches, all lost in the cold dark electronic diabolic soul o me dell from Hellzibub,that could have illustrayed this post, but I guarantee ye i will be able to go to da beachio tomorrowio and find agus potopgrafio a single lonesome shoe and post it up here 2 moro eve- or i will eat my computer, and that's a promise! In all honestio eider way I cannot lose. WATCH dis Space and no underhand cheetio will be involved I promise.DAEEjit is always an EEjit but he always speek da troot.

4 comments:

Dominic Rivron said...

I don't have the answer, but when I searched the internet I learnt that archaeologists in the USA unearthed a treasure trove of shoes, some 8,000 years old from a cave overlooking the Missouri river, and guess what:
"The Missouri cave collection contains only odd shoes, no pairs. There are left shoes, right shoes and shoes that fit either foot. Many show signs of wear at the heel or toe, just like modern shoes." New York Times (7.7.98)

Women Rule Writer said...

Dominic, maybe they all threw them at the George Bush of their time...

I was wondering how protesters hobbled home, recently, with their one shoe each. See, we're all thinking about the same stuff.

apprentice said...

Or maybe Imelda Marcos is in Davey Jones' locker?

Totalfeckineejit said...

Dominic there was probably an EEjit ancestor that collected them from the beach to prove a point.

Nice one WRW, some kind of Zeitgeist synchronicity vibe-a- rooney.

Hi apprentice, that made me smile:)