Sunday, February 1, 2009
ONE OF LIFE'S MANY MYSTERIES (If they're red , blame da angels !)
Listen, at least half of ye readin this postio is wearin only one shoe.And how do I nose dis? Because of all da feckin shoes on da beach, thats how.Never a pair mind you, only single shoes and generally the left one.Now I can do without socks, I can manage without a Jumper , a coat, a hat, a scarf, a tie,a jacket. Hells bells i coul;d go out in nuttin but me neddy's come rain or come shine,so long as i had a pair o shoes on me feet. So riddle me dis, how in the name of all things soley do people walk, limp , lumber, stumble home in one shoe? Specially when said shoe is a 6inch wedge , they'll be pogoing up and down the road like a jack hammer, do they not notice? I had huindreds of pics of single runners , shoes , stillettos (Barbara!) left on beaches, all lost in the cold dark electronic diabolic soul o me dell from Hellzibub,that could have illustrayed this post, but I guarantee ye i will be able to go to da beachio tomorrowio and find agus potopgrafio a single lonesome shoe and post it up here 2 moro eve- or i will eat my computer, and that's a promise! In all honestio eider way I cannot lose. WATCH dis Space and no underhand cheetio will be involved I promise.DAEEjit is always an EEjit but he always speek da troot.