Dinner with her ex.
New-fangled fancy chilli-vinegar bottles,
I have to say in my defence,
my absolutely necessarily,
absolutely completely deliciously,
rat-arsed defence,
can- almost, in a certain seductive light I swear,
be virtually visually indistinguishable from red wine.
But try telling that amid his histrionic spurting, gagging,
the frantic back-slapping, ruined tablecloth, her
‘I’ll deal with you later’ glancing glares, and me
wondering when I’ll be sufficiently sober to care.
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New-fangled fancy chilli-vinegar bottles,
I have to say in my defence,
my absolutely necessarily,
absolutely completely deliciously,
rat-arsed defence,
can- almost, in a certain seductive light I swear,
be virtually visually indistinguishable from red wine.
But try telling that amid his histrionic spurting, gagging,
the frantic back-slapping, ruined tablecloth, her
‘I’ll deal with you later’ glancing glares, and me
wondering when I’ll be sufficiently sober to care.
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2 comments:
Oh jaysus... whooee, bet it wuz hot!
Hey B,ya ken wot dey say,If ye canno stand da heat get out o da fryin pan!
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