Friday, February 13, 2009

FECK,FECK,FECKITY FECK !


Hurried this evening to buy Mrs Beautiful EEjit a Valentino card in Eason and, once I'd barged me way to the front, found a rale booty wit hearts n flowers and a luverly toon when ye opened it.Before I rushed off to the cash desk I glnaced at the code on the back(They're too wise to price dem) and compared it to da code on da pricey list and came fierce close to a full blown hearty tack, me cardio vascular system whent into spashm and me knees went alls a wobble, EIGHT YO YO's, yes, eight of your earth euros for a square o feckin card wit a musical jingly-me-jangle in it.
'Well feck this' says I aloud , ' I'm off to ye olde pound shoppe in da main straight' and off I went in as close to a huff as I can manage in wellos covered in Haggi shite. I parks de Gullardo on doublers yellers as it's roit outside da poundo an I'll be only a minute-or two.Five minutes laythur I'm back to de kyarr wit 2 valentinos cards fer 2 yo yo's (one fer Mrs B. EEjit und ein fur moi from meself ta keep her on her toes) only to find the trafik wardo has desecrated me Lambo with a parko tickets fines of FORTY euros.So da Total feckin EEjit has saved himself 6 euros at the cost of 40.
Total cost of Valentinos cards 42 euros , the love of a good woman? - Priceless.

7 comments:

SUSAN SONNEN said...

Amen!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Amen indeed Susan :)Thanks for wading through that!

BarbaraS said...

42 is the meaning of life, you know, according to Douglas Adams...

Liz said...

Fair dues for making the effort, TFE, even if the traffic warden makes on it, in the end.
It's love that makes the round go world or is it? ; )

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hey Babs thatsa curio kind oof a yoke- Dougal Admamos 42 beeings da meenolife,must look dat wun up ,tanx ye :)

Hey Liz, Luff maketh the spherical ting upon we lives spin for shure fer me but alas fer many tis de lack o it or worse dat clinking clanking sound.
Traffik wardos, mosquitos, rats and liverpool fans ,yah gotta luv 'em , aintcha?

Women Rule Writer said...

Moral of the story: make your own next year!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Makes me own WRW , are ye mad ? Can ye imagine the carnage? I'm not allowed within five miles o a pair a scissors without full emergency services back-up and half da town evacuated.