Hey guess what.MacFuckfee never rang yesterday. Mucho hassle moan at them .Did ring back laterExpert technician one pound per min man .Couldn't fix.Engineer to ring sometime in next 24 hours.Guess what.I was out.Silly fuvkin me for leaving the house in a 24 hour period.wot was i thinkin? Spentanother 20 mins on hold to Englo.Put me through then to wrong number.who Gave me another number.Guess what.Theyve fucked off home for the night. So Dell still broked.I'll feck it out the window soon.
I know why there's no real people in the world and you have to talk to someone, a million different ones, in another country the whole time.It's so you cant hit them ,because believe me i would, many times over,unless they were very small and frail in which case I would poke them hard with my finger, in the eye.
Here's a public service announcement DONT BUY MACFUCKFACFEE!!!!!! Get graham Norton or wotrever the other shite is.
Hope Bus prophets that all is well, apologos to argentino.Watercats is next. I haven't even done the clicky thing but you;ll find them.
I have 5 mins on a friends laptop.Its a dreadful feckin thing.I always wantedone but they is shite.You need the dexterity of a sober neurosurgeon to operate the keyboard.And the mouse! Lord God if that wouldnt drive you beserk. I've got RSI just looking at it.
Keep the faith my friends.GET ON THE BUS. THE MAG is coming soon and by feck its brillo!