Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Fuck it. I think it's time to come back.

TFE rises Lazarus like from the piss stained armchair and rises up up up out of it on his strangely bony (for a fat bastard) knees and rises up up up above the house up up into the sky up up above the grey dreary rainstreaked streets and shits on them like a pigeon on laxatives.

33 comments:

Titus said...

And I saw it first! Or did I?

Titus said...

Oh no! Blog owner approval is on!

Totalfeckineejit said...

The first Titus! And probably the only!
Welcome back anyways!

Titus said...

Yay!

Oh, they'll notice...

Totalfeckineejit said...

Mmmm, I wonder? (Drums fingers impatiently!)

Dominic Rivron said...

Welcome back to the land of the blog. Contact with pigeon droppings poses a minor risk to humans - they can spread histoplasmosis, cryptococcosis, and psittacosis (whatever they are - I blame Wikipedia). So watch out everybody!

120 Socks said...

I don't mind being second just as long as Titus is first!! Welcome back - you were missed!

Titus said...

Told you. Mind, I'm not sure I needed to read that.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Dominic!THe land of blog. I likes that! And pigeon diseases, wow! HistoryplasmosisTV's and Crypticclueosmosis , who would have thought? And I'm sure Man City bought Psittacosis from some obscure club over the summer.

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hello Socks I saw you at The Glór but couldn't hear! Well done though! I must listen back to the podcast thingy.

The Bug said...

I am not reading your simile (it's nearly dinner time) but I'm glad you're back!

Totalfeckineejit said...

What's for dinner your Bugness? Pigeon?

Karen said...

Great imagery here! Welcome back!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thanks Karen!

Lolamouse said...

Welcome back! We mice are not afraid of silly pigeon diseases! Good to hear from you again.

Heather said...

Welcome back Feck. You paint such a charming picture! I've got my umbrella up, just in case.

The Weaver of Grass said...

Welcome back. How I have missed you. And was that your visage on facebook? I have always wondered what you looked like (in my imagination a cross between Cary Grant and George Clooney (well I am an oldie you know))!
Now the test is to keep going again.
Is this Poetry 2 we are talking about?
And is there going to be a Poetry 3???

120 Socks said...

Ah no TFE - crap - worried about there being no microphone alright!

izzy said...

So- does this mean we can vrooom, vrooom-
the bus engine again ???? Or did you hire us a large River Boat, while you were off on vacation!

Niamh B said...

Welcome back your totalness - you've been missed!

Argent said...

Hooorah! His Royal Eejitness is BACK! From under my pigoen-proff brolly, I salute you!

Word verification: Lumesic - most apposite!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Lolamouse you are a brave mouse !

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hello Heather!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Yes Weaver that's exactly what I look like,just put George Clooney and Cary Grant in a blender and hey presto!

Totalfeckineejit said...

There's the weekly Poetry Jam now Izzy!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Thanks your Niamhness!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hoorah backatcha Argent!

chiccoreal said...

Never mind the bullocks; get yerself crackin'Mr. TFIJT! Do you know what it is like sitting on the corner waiting for the bus for this long? I now got 'roids thanks to you! And Everybody walking over me like I were a dead pigeon. I said; FECKINEEFIT did it. Totally Lost I were with out ya!

the watercats said...

must be something in the air... I'm getting blogging murmerings also... Autumn or something, everyone starts going inwards.. metaphorically speaking of course..

Domestic Oub said...

TFE, is it really you???

Say it's true!

(And hey, you should have come over and said 'hi' at Glor!)

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hello Chico! Sorry bout that but you can't lay the Farmer Giles on me! If you know what I mean!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Love is in the air waterkateenz, blog love!

Totalfeckineejit said...

Hey D'Oub I wasn't at the Glór!

But here's an old blue eyes song just for you...
D'oubie D'Oubie Doo, Dah D'Oubie D'Oubie D'Oubie D'oubie D'Oubie Dooo

Stranglers in the night, exchanging grimaces they were killing at first sight......