Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Fuck it. I think it's time to come back.
TFE rises Lazarus like from the piss stained armchair and rises up up up out of it on his strangely bony (for a fat bastard) knees and rises up up up above the house up up into the sky up up above the grey dreary rainstreaked streets and shits on them like a pigeon on laxatives.
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And I saw it first! Or did I?
Oh no! Blog owner approval is on!
The first Titus! And probably the only!
Welcome back anyways!
Yay!
Oh, they'll notice...
Mmmm, I wonder? (Drums fingers impatiently!)
Welcome back to the land of the blog. Contact with pigeon droppings poses a minor risk to humans - they can spread histoplasmosis, cryptococcosis, and psittacosis (whatever they are - I blame Wikipedia). So watch out everybody!
I don't mind being second just as long as Titus is first!! Welcome back - you were missed!
Told you. Mind, I'm not sure I needed to read that.
Dominic!THe land of blog. I likes that! And pigeon diseases, wow! HistoryplasmosisTV's and Crypticclueosmosis , who would have thought? And I'm sure Man City bought Psittacosis from some obscure club over the summer.
Hello Socks I saw you at The Glór but couldn't hear! Well done though! I must listen back to the podcast thingy.
I am not reading your simile (it's nearly dinner time) but I'm glad you're back!
What's for dinner your Bugness? Pigeon?
Great imagery here! Welcome back!
Thanks Karen!
Welcome back! We mice are not afraid of silly pigeon diseases! Good to hear from you again.
Welcome back Feck. You paint such a charming picture! I've got my umbrella up, just in case.
Welcome back. How I have missed you. And was that your visage on facebook? I have always wondered what you looked like (in my imagination a cross between Cary Grant and George Clooney (well I am an oldie you know))!
Now the test is to keep going again.
Is this Poetry 2 we are talking about?
And is there going to be a Poetry 3???
Ah no TFE - crap - worried about there being no microphone alright!
So- does this mean we can vrooom, vrooom-
the bus engine again ???? Or did you hire us a large River Boat, while you were off on vacation!
Welcome back your totalness - you've been missed!
Hooorah! His Royal Eejitness is BACK! From under my pigoen-proff brolly, I salute you!
Word verification: Lumesic - most apposite!
Lolamouse you are a brave mouse !
Hello Heather!
Yes Weaver that's exactly what I look like,just put George Clooney and Cary Grant in a blender and hey presto!
There's the weekly Poetry Jam now Izzy!
Thanks your Niamhness!
Hoorah backatcha Argent!
Never mind the bullocks; get yerself crackin'Mr. TFIJT! Do you know what it is like sitting on the corner waiting for the bus for this long? I now got 'roids thanks to you! And Everybody walking over me like I were a dead pigeon. I said; FECKINEEFIT did it. Totally Lost I were with out ya!
must be something in the air... I'm getting blogging murmerings also... Autumn or something, everyone starts going inwards.. metaphorically speaking of course..
TFE, is it really you???
Say it's true!
(And hey, you should have come over and said 'hi' at Glor!)
Hello Chico! Sorry bout that but you can't lay the Farmer Giles on me! If you know what I mean!
Love is in the air waterkateenz, blog love!
Hey D'Oub I wasn't at the Glór!
But here's an old blue eyes song just for you...
D'oubie D'Oubie Doo, Dah D'Oubie D'Oubie D'Oubie D'oubie D'Oubie Dooo
Stranglers in the night, exchanging grimaces they were killing at first sight......
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