tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post1764058615465957613..comments2023-09-24T13:42:26.769+01:00Comments on Yes it's TOTALFECKINEEJIT: Now I'm really getting worriedTotalfeckineejithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-42433203434943848872009-11-13T17:25:31.269+00:002009-11-13T17:25:31.269+00:00I USED TO HOOVER USING MY DOG
but he exploded!I USED TO HOOVER USING MY DOG<br />but he exploded!KING OF THE CAMELShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17824247692095779263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-42243895553448887512009-11-13T11:19:08.255+00:002009-11-13T11:19:08.255+00:00Easy peasy: you either have a dog that looks like ...Easy peasy: you either have a dog that looks like a vacuum cleaner or a vacuum cleaner that looks like a dog.Dave Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08430484174826768488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-35841257262016383042009-11-12T18:30:18.057+00:002009-11-12T18:30:18.057+00:00We call our chipmunk "Hoover" as he just...We call our chipmunk "Hoover" as he just sucks up all the peanuts on the porch before the squirrels can get them.Kat Mortensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877694888419628533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-11783934304626856642009-11-12T11:00:43.773+00:002009-11-12T11:00:43.773+00:00actually, it's an easy mistake to make!.... pl...actually, it's an easy mistake to make!.... plus.. hoover would be a great name for a dog!Batteson.Indhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10846214578565824955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-79747456185117148972009-11-12T01:22:34.598+00:002009-11-12T01:22:34.598+00:00When the purse starts talking back is when you oug...When the purse starts talking back is when you ought to worry ,Kat!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-63347117226384272652009-11-12T00:20:15.024+00:002009-11-12T00:20:15.024+00:00Unbelievably, Weaver, the bench is still on the be...Unbelievably, Weaver, the bench is still on the beach, but I am not on it. One of my eyes is a bit blurry but the other two are fine.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-46037061526304585772009-11-12T00:18:38.634+00:002009-11-12T00:18:38.634+00:00If ther's any food on our carpets the race is ...If ther's any food on our carpets the race is between me (fatty) and the dog (hungry)the feckin Hoover doesn't get a look in.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-64195195967193443022009-11-11T22:19:53.490+00:002009-11-11T22:19:53.490+00:00I'm always setting my black purse by the backd...I'm always setting my black purse by the backdoor and then forgetting it's there. Then I start calling it "Gilbert" and talking to it. I have yet to stroke it however.Kat Mortensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877694888419628533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-73276158917031723202009-11-11T19:10:11.040+00:002009-11-11T19:10:11.040+00:00Have you been for an eye test lately I ask? Wond...Have you been for an eye test lately I ask? Wondered where you had got to - thought you had either gone to earth or maybe fallen asleep on your header bench just as the tide was coming in.The Weaver of Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947971556343746883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-36285404138422885602009-11-11T18:46:40.114+00:002009-11-11T18:46:40.114+00:00Because they both suck things off the carpet, befo...Because they both suck things off the carpet, before you get a chance to lift them yourself, and they both snuffle around doorways in search of things to snaffle?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06280161801824435219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-37107197046423914162009-11-11T17:44:33.029+00:002009-11-11T17:44:33.029+00:00I looked for Specsavers, Heather, but I couldn'...I looked for Specsavers, Heather, but I couldn't see it anywhere.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-82310960743867893582009-11-11T17:42:31.439+00:002009-11-11T17:42:31.439+00:00Thank you PIR (Herr Freud)but I don't think th...Thank you PIR (Herr Freud)but I don't think the dog (or the vacuum cleaner) will wait that long.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-51690427331741238142009-11-11T17:37:55.920+00:002009-11-11T17:37:55.920+00:00Liz, do we really have an outer dog and an inner v...Liz, do we really have an outer dog and an inner vacuumm cleaner, or do we in reality have an inner dog and an outside chance of making the last train to Clarkesville.Or..On the other paw, what if we have an outer bicycle and an inner tube?Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-57250308391354691532009-11-11T17:32:09.630+00:002009-11-11T17:32:09.630+00:00That could have been it ,Raph, but then I checked ...That could have been it ,Raph, but then I checked and the dog smelled of freshly squeezed orange juice and the vacuum cleaner of Chanel No 5. Then I realised it wasn't the dog or the vacum cleaner, I had been smelling freshly squeezed orange juice and a bottle of Chanel no 5.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-20973575803182549622009-11-11T17:28:08.651+00:002009-11-11T17:28:08.651+00:00I think it may be my head that needs testing, Heat...I think it may be my head that needs testing, Heather.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-89047493416215721272009-11-11T17:27:09.189+00:002009-11-11T17:27:09.189+00:00Let it out, NanU ! Release it back into the wild,i...Let it out, NanU ! Release it back into the wild,imagine a whole colony of Hoovers charging like a herd of miniature majestic wildebeest around the local park.It would bing tears to the eye of even the most cynical of household appliance salesmen.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-89503085713100783272009-11-11T17:23:25.149+00:002009-11-11T17:23:25.149+00:00Yes Dominic! I think I've seen that man.I alwa...Yes Dominic! I think I've seen that man.I always presumed the wife to be drunk and he just carrying her home.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-26869616845478949402009-11-11T17:20:52.628+00:002009-11-11T17:20:52.628+00:00Worse than that, Uisce,I don't own a Vacuum cl...Worse than that, Uisce,I don't own a Vacuum cleaner either!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-64207407110942699602009-11-11T17:19:58.552+00:002009-11-11T17:19:58.552+00:00I think this may be the closest thing to the truth...I think this may be the closest thing to the truth,Rachel. Fugh the trees , hug a fridge, today!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-42060820716671435232009-11-11T17:18:45.347+00:002009-11-11T17:18:45.347+00:00Niamh ,you are so astute.I am only worried now tha...Niamh ,you are so astute.I am only worried now that i didn't make the mistake sooner and more often.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-8707937949703139032009-11-11T17:11:29.413+00:002009-11-11T17:11:29.413+00:00Ha , Jeanne,I fear you may be right!But what a way...Ha , Jeanne,I fear you may be right!But what a way to go!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-85841154814231144952009-11-11T17:09:14.731+00:002009-11-11T17:09:14.731+00:00Sandra, I'm far gone, but I'm not THAT far...Sandra, I'm far gone, but I'm not THAT far gone! (Yet)Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-80468319880294395282009-11-11T17:08:15.416+00:002009-11-11T17:08:15.416+00:00At last sound advice,thankxz ye Mr Wilder!At last sound advice,thankxz ye Mr Wilder!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-11492670744309849902009-11-11T17:07:26.159+00:002009-11-11T17:07:26.159+00:00What's with all this mask businees ,Willow? I&...What's with all this mask businees ,Willow? I've told ye before there is no mask!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8012340126991815859.post-73087873579496014852009-11-11T17:06:37.178+00:002009-11-11T17:06:37.178+00:00Perfidious household appliances masquerading as sc...Perfidious household appliances masquerading as scurvy mutinous dogs! I likes it Sparkey!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.com